Yum Yum Punch

I talked about this last year, but it never ceases to amaze me how spring creeps up on Edinburgh. The flowers come in phases: first the snowdrops, then the crocuses, the daffodils, the tulips, and eventually the cherry trees all turn into fluffy pink candy floss cones—my favourite part. We’re not to cherry tree stage yet, but the days are getting so much longer, the sunlight is stronger than it ever is in the dead of winter, and the winds are calming down just enough to let you know that spring is really in the air.

So, of course, when we decided to host a wee dinner party for some friends, I had one thing on my mind: warm weather. It might not be summer here in Edinburgh yet, but if you live anywhere else in the world, you’re probably doing a fair amount of ‘sitting on porches sipping things’ right about now, and this punch would be a worthy addition to any porch party, dinner party, festival pre-game (Atlantans, looking at you!), or beach day.

This drink is basically a riff on a pina colada that allows you to make it without a blender, and makes the whole thing a little lighter… and less likely to give you a brainfreeze. Plus, the addition of ginger beer makes it a little less summery and perfect for the kind of interim spring weather we're having these days. Seriously, it’s just sunshine in a cup. We spiked ours with dark rum, but this would be equally good with light rum or even vodka—but do yourself a favour and spike your glass, not the pitcher, otherwise it’s harder to mix evenly.

Another recommendation I learned the hard way is that coconut cream has to be really mixed to incorporate well into the punch (when making a pina colada, the blender does this for you). I’ve amended the recipe a bit below to help make sure the punch stays uniform consistency, and to account for adding booze to it… if you choose. Another thing we ran into was the simple fact that we don’t own a punch bowl. We’ve gotten around this in the past by using a soup tureen (I know), but it makes a giant mess when people inevitably drip everywhere and I haven’t got a pretty ladle anyway, so we made this in a very tall pitcher and it was just fine. Plus, honestly, this isn’t the most beautifully coloured drink anyway, so you’re not missing out by having it a little more hidden.

Depending on how coconut-y you’d like this to be, you can add coconut water to cut it if needed, or, better, freeze yourself some coconut water in ice cube trays, then plop those coconut cubes into the punch to keep it from getting watery as it chills.

Since my freezer isn’t big enough to freeze an ‘ice ring,’ and, to be honest, I’m not really sure what one is, I used my favourite party-hosting trick and froze ice ‘pucks’ in a muffin tin with a wheel of lime in each—then just pop those into the punch and they look much prettier (and melt more slowly!) than plain old freezer ice.

To be clear, this punch is just as tasty without being spiked, but I’ve gone ahead and included directions for spiking it because when the weather is nice, there’s not a lot that’s nicer than a rum drink… even if your version of ‘nice’ weather is the Scottish definition of ‘I didn’t blow away yet.’

Best of all, as with all good drink recipes (boozy or not), this one is all about your own preferences, so add more pineapple if you want it, or leave out the ginger beer—this one’s all about you, baby!

The verdict:

4 spoons out of five. This is really tasty, but it separates if it’s not blended like crazy, so I’m knocking off a spoon for the amount of shaking/whisking I had to do to get it to stay together.

one year ago: Double-Crusted, lightweight Cheesecake

The recipe:

Yum Yum Punch

the directions:

Pour coconut milk and a bit of pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker (or blender) and shake or blend very well.
(Shake this a lot more than you think will be necessary, as this is what helps the coconut cream emulsify into the rest of the punch).
Pour into a pitcher and add the lemonade and the rest of the pineapple juice.
Whisk again, very well, until of uniform consistency.
At this point, if you want to, you can freeze some of the mixture in a muffin tin or ice tray to chill the drink later.
Chill punch very well and whisk again immediately before serving.
Just before serving, add ginger ale to punch to taste, stir very gently to incorporate, and serve in punch cups.
Spike each serving with a shot of rum or vodka as desired, but be careful! The coconut cream covers a lot of boozy flavour so don't make it too strong!

the ingredients:

9 oz coconut cream (like Coco Lopez, if you're Stateside-- NOT coconut water or coconut milk)
12 oz lemonade (NOT fizzy lemonade, if you're in the UK)
40 oz pineapple juice
32 oz ginger ale
Dark rum (or light rum or vodka) to taste
Optional: coconut water to taste; lime wheels to garnish; ice frozen in a muffin tin to chill
Note: the above quantities are totally just suggestions. I included those quantities because that is 1 UK-sized can of coconut cream, 1 Tesco-sized bottle of the first lemonade I found, etc. Basically, get yourself a container of each of the above and go to town.

Holiday Almanac December 24: Battle of the Macaroons

For more information on the Holiday Almanac, go hereOr to see what I've been up to on past Holiday Almanac days, check out this page.

Today's task is to make macaroons (from macaroon mix, which evidently was a thing in the 1950s), and since I had two macaroon recipes to make from the box, I'm here with another recipe battle. (Previous recipe battle, for Apple Crisps, is here).

Anyway, I'm pretty meh on macaroons (macarons, on the other hand-- the French almond-based cookies-- are my very favourite dessert), but I was excited to try making them myself because I figured they'd probably be far better homemade than storebought, and I was right.

The simpler, three-ingredient macaroons ended up being far easier to make than the more complex 'Cornflake Macaroons,' but the overall flavour of each was pretty solid. Either way, I'm still on the fence about macaroons overall, but these definitely moved me from 'actively against' to 'tasty if homemade,' which is progress.

The verdict:
Macaroon 1: Super-easy, three-ingredient macaroons.

3 spoons out of five. They were insanely easy and definitely moister and tastier than I was anticipating, but overall they still lacked anything really interesting to set them apart as a dessert, and I was glad that each one was only the size of a truffle.

Macaroon 2: Crunchy, Complicated macaroons.

3 spoons out of five. These ones, although tastier and more interesting than the simpler versions, didn't hold together at all in the way they were supposed to be made, but I added a glug of condensed milk and that helped hold them together long enough to get them fully baked. Once they were cooked, they were super tasty, but putting a bowl of cornflakes into a mixer is probably not a great idea, and having to add extra ingredients at the last minute was not my favourite either.

The recipe:

Super-Easy, Three-Ingredient Macaroons

the directions:

Preheat oven to 175C/350F and grease a cookie sheet.
Combine all ingredients and mix well.
Drop by teaspoonfuls onto prepared cookie sheet 1 inch apart.
Bake 8-10 minutes until light brown.
Remove from pan immediately and place on a cooling rack.

Makes 24 cookies.

the ingredients:

½ c condensed milk
2 c flaked or shredded coconut
1 tsp vanilla

the recipe:

Crunchy, Complicated Macaroons

the directions:

Preheat oven to 190C/375F and grease a cookie sheet.
Beat egg whites until stiff and dry.
Fold in sugar slowly.
Add vanilla, coconut, cornflakes, and pecans, stirring well.
Add condensed milk gradually, stopping as soon as mix comes together and appears to stick together.
Drop by teaspoonfuls onto prepared cookie sheet.
Bake 8-10 minutes until light brown.

Makes 3 dozen cookies

the ingredients:

2 egg whites
1 c sugar
½ tsp vanilla
1 c coconut
2 c cornflakes
½ c pecans, chopped
¼ c condensed milk

My Favourite Things Cake, or, The Day I Became A Grown-Up

I'm out of the city, or possibly out of the country, celebrating my birthday right now, but don't worry, I couldn't leave you hanging while I party!* Since this is my 30th birthday, I thought this was a perfect time to reflect upon some past birthdays and my favourite experiences so far. I may not be great at frosting cakes yet, but I have learned a little something about how to celebrate over the past three decades, so here are some of my favourite birthday memories.

1985:

The newspaper from the day I was born, which my parents saved and which I recently found, featured a headline of 'Cellular Phone Are Risky Deals.' So I guess some things never change.

1990:

I got two cakes and an American Girl doll for my fifth birthday (one of which had an angel on it) and I thought I was QUEEN B.

1998:

I was SO EXCITED to turn 13. My mom made me a surprise cake (my favourite kind: chocolate cake with white frosting!) with '13' spelled out in Skittles, and decorated my room with Backstreet Boys and Ben Affleck posters while I was at school, because no one has ever known me as well as she does.

2000:

The year I turned 15, my dad gave me a vintage perfume locket that he bought in Italy. I thought it was the most amazing necklace I had ever seen-- the back of it comes off to reveal a cavity where solid perfume could be hidden to make the wearer smell good, and I loved it. I celebrated my birthday two days early by going to a Lifehouse/The Calling concert with my best friend, where I (of course) wore the necklace. (The mere fact that my mom let me go to the concert should have been enough to make this birthday the best yet, but it got worse... then better.) I lost the back of the necklace halfway through the show, and emerged brokenhearted. My mom, without telling me, went back to the nightclub where the concert was held on the day between the show and my birthday and conned her way inside in the middle of the day to search the entire venue for the back of my necklace. The girl manning the front door followed her around the entire time, telling her that she wouldn't find anything because the venue had already been cleaned since the show, but my mom found two wallets, a watch, and a class ring before she finally found the back of my necklace... on the steps leading out of the venue. My card that year from her read simply: 'Never give up,' and had my necklace back folded into it.

2001:

The year I turned 16, my grandmother (not Eleanor) gave me a framed print that read 'the only substitute for experience is being 16.' To this day, one of the most incongruous gifts I've ever received.

2005:

In the weeks leading up to my 20th birthday, I kept getting anonymous email messages from someone named El Jefe. Always tinged with Spanish, I couldn't figure out who the person was, until the night of my birthday, when, at the surprise party planned by my roommate, I was asked to go outside halfway through the night. There, waiting for me in the parking lot of the local Mexican restaurant, was a refrigerator-sized box, wrapped up with a bow. As I began to unwrap it, a swarthy gentleman jumped out, serenading me in Spanish in front of all of my friends.

Me and El jefe. I have no pictures of him inside the refrigerator box, alas.

Me and El jefe. I have no pictures of him inside the refrigerator box, alas.

2010:

For my last milestone birthday that's actually a good milestone, I planned the theme party I had always wanted: Candy Land. I was Princess Lolly, Judson was Mr. Mint, and together we turned the schoolhouse apartment I was living in into a candy-themed wonderland. Over 100 people were in and out of the party that night, and I found pieces of costumes and weird props in my apartment for weeks afterward. To this day, it's my favourite Halloween costume that I've ever had.

I spent a looooong time and a lot of phone calls with my grandmother sewing that dress.

I spent a looooong time and a lot of phone calls with my grandmother sewing that dress.

2015:

But turning 30 is a big deal, just like turning 20 was a big deal, and so I think it's appropriate that I started each decade with a mixtape made for me by someone who knew me better than anyone else. The year I turned 20, a wonderful friend interviewed my friends and made me a mixtape of songs that made my friends think of me. This year, Judson gifted me a playlist of 30 songs-- one from each year of my life-- that I have loved, listened to, and sang along with over the years. I may be a few years older and maybe my life has taken a few paths I didn't foresee, but it's nice to see that, ten years on, some things never change.

If you need me, I'll be celebrating my 30th the same way I celebrated my 20th: with my best friend, remembering the good times past and looking forward to those yet to come.

And, since I have a food blog, I had to make a cake to celebrate. So here's a cake comprised of all of my favourite things: chocolate cake, cream cheese icing, and a filling made of coconuts and pecans. If we could find a way to incorporate red wine into this cake, it would include literally all of my favourite edibles.

*Judson planned this week-long princess celebration for me, so, by the time you read this, I'll know where I am celebrating, but right now it remains a mystery!

The verdict:

5 spoons out of five. This cake won't turn you 30, but it might make you wish you were here to celebrate mine.

NO ONE ever said i was good at frosting cakes, least of all me.

NO ONE ever said i was good at frosting cakes, least of all me.

The recipe:

Thirtieth-Birthday Chocolate Cake, or, Sweet-Chocolate Cake

the directions:
cake:

Preheat oven to 176C/350F and line 3 layer pans with parchment paper on the bottom.
Beat egg whites until stiff, then set aside.
Melt chocolate in water and allow to cool.
Cream butter and sugar.
Add egg yolks, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
Add vanilla and chocolate, then mix until smooth.
Sift together flour, baking soda, and salt, then add to butter mixture alternately with buttermilk.
Beat until smooth, then fold in egg whites very gently.
Pour into pans and bake for 30-40 minutes, until a stick inserted in the centre comes out clean.


 

Filling:

In a saucepan, mix evaporated milk, sugar, yolks, butter, and vanilla.
Cook over medium heat 12 minutes, until thick.
Add coconut and pecans, let cool, then beat until thick and fluffy.
Spread between layers of cake and stack.

 

Frosting:

Cream butter and cream cheese.
Add melted chocolate, salt, powdered sugar, cream, and vanilla.
Beat until thick and fluffy, scraping down sides of bowl frequently.
Frost the cake generously and decorate as needed.

the ingredients:
the cake:

4 oz sweet baking chocolate
½ c boiling water
8 oz butter
2 c sugar
4 eggs, separated
1 tsp vanilla
2 ½ c cake flour, sifted (substitute your own by measuring 5 tablespoons of cornstarch into your measuring cup and then fill the rest with flour)
1 tsp baking soda
½ tsp salt
1 c buttermilk (substitute your own by measuring 1 tablespoon of lemon juice into your measuring cup and filling the rest with milk)

the filling:

1 c evaporated milk
1 c sugar
3 egg yolks
½ c butter
1 tsp vanilla
1 c flaked coconut
1 c pecans, chopped coarsely

the frosting:

2 tbsp butter
4 oz cream cheese
1 ½ oz unsweetened baking chocolate, melted
1 dash salt
1 ½ c powdered sugar, sifted
2 oz cream
½ tsp vanilla