"I Told You I'd Be Back Eventually" Cheesecake, or, Double-Chocolate Layer Cheesecake

Well, I’m back from my wee break. And though the break was awesome, I’m excited to be back and have so much to say!

Taking two weeks off after posting every day for a month was a much-needed break. Even though December’s Holiday Almanac posts were short, they were still time-consuming to do every single day and it was great to have some time off on hols in Austria and then here in Edinburgh, cooking all the things that I’ve been wanting to make that DON’T have a place in the box… things like Broccoli with Oyster Sauce, Smoky Bean and Kale Soup, Sriracha Mac and Cheese, Baked Coconut Milk Chicken and a Galette des Rois for Epiphany.

It’s been a lot of fun, but I’m excited to get back into the swing of things and I’ve been easing myself into it cooking a few recipes over the last week when the mood struck.

And to celebrate my return, what better way to start 2016 than with the FINAL Cheesecake recipe of The Recipe Box?

You may have noticed that (for the first time since starting this blog!) I skipped making a cheesecake in December because I figured baking a different thing each day was enough, but that still means I’ve made a total of eleven cheesecakes over the past year, and I’m proud to say I’ve learned a thing or two in the process.

  • First of all: don’t discount an easy recipe! The easiest cheesecake I made over the past year was my favourite, and it didn’t even require a spring form pan!
  • In the absence of graham crackers and zwieback, my preferred crust is rich tea biscuits—not digestives, which are too grainy and disruptive. But if you’re up for something a little more exciting, grinding up a heap of chocolate bourbon cream biscuits in the food processor and adding just a wee drizzle of melted butter makes for a decadent and delicious chocolate crust.
  • I prefer cream cheese based cheesecakes, none of this ricotta and pot cheese and sour cream nonsense.
  • The more eggs in a cheesecake, the more of a pain it’s going to be to make… and the more dishes it’s going to dirty when you try to.
  • ‘Layered’ cheesecakes are so much harder than they look and I still haven’t made one that looks as pretty as the pictures always do.
  • Last (and perhaps most importantly), no one in your taste-testing audience is going to care if your cheesecake has a crack in it, or if your layers are slightly less… layered than the photos of cheesecakes they’ve seen on menus and Pinterest. Making cheesecakes is a learned skill, and every recipe is different. They’re temperamental and prone to drastically different results from miniscule changes (were your eggs actually room temperature? Did you open the oven? Did your mixer get too full to really blend the milk all the way into the batter?), and they take more practice to get right than anything else I’ve ever baked. I’m still no expert, but the people who have tasted one (or more!) aren’t complaining about my lack of expertise. They’re just excited they got some cheesecake.

This is a bigger lesson I’ve been trying to remind myself of this year: Julia Child may have said it best when she said that cooks should never apologise for their food, and the same goes for their cheesecakes. Stand up and be proud of your cooking—and your baking—even if it ends up being a massive disaster. The worst that could happen is that you end up with an awesome story to tell.

This cheesecake, however, will not be one of those disasters. I saved it for last because, even though it just comes from a Philadelphia cream cheese ad, it involves some pretty exciting things: a crunchy chocolate crust made with chocolate sandwich cookies, a layer of plain cheesecake, a layer of deep dark bitter sweet chocolate cheesecake, marshmallow crème, and you don’t even have to bake it! (And did I mention that this recipe gives you an excuse to buy marshmallow crème?

The verdict:

5 spoons out of five. DID I MENTION THE BOURBON CREAM CRUST AND THE MARSHMALLOW CREME STIRRED INTO THE BATTER?

the recipe:

Double-Chocolate Layer Cheesecake

the directions:
crust:

Mix together crumbs and melted butter until the mixture has a sandy texture.
Press mixture into the bottom of a springform pan, and press up the sides as much as possible.

filling:

Whip the cream until light and fluffy, then set aside. 
Wipe out your mixing bowl and continue.
Sprinkle gelatin over cold water and allow to soften while you beat together the cream cheese, sugar, and vanilla until very smooth.
Heat gelatin very slowly (in the microwave using 15 second bursts or over low heat on the stove) until gelatin has dissolved into the water.
Gradually add gelatin mixture to cream cheese mixture, beating well until blended.
Beat in marshmallow creme and make sure not to leave too many big marshmallow creme lumps.
Fold in whipped cream gently, just until blended.
Pour 2 cups of cream cheese mixture into a medium-sized mixing bowl and beat in melted chocolate quickly (the melted chocolate will seize as soon as it hits the cold cream cheese mixture, so try to work as fast as possible with a whisk to blend).
Pour the plain cream cheese mixture over the crust and carefully spoon over the chocolate mixture, noting that you won't be able to spread it so try to spoon it evenly.
Chill until firm (this took me overnight).

the ingredients:
the crust:

2 c chocolate wafer crumbs (I used bourbon creams, but if you're Stateside, you could use Oreos)
1/3 c butter, melted (if you're not using sandwich cookies, increase this to 1/2 c)

the filling:

1 c whipping cream, whipped
4 tsp gelatin, unflavoured
1/4 c cold water
16 oz cream cheese, softened
1/4 c sugar
1 tsp vanilla
7 oz marshmallow creme (for me, this was a regular-sized jar from the American grocery store in town)
1/2 c semi-sweet chocolate chips or baking chocolate, melted

Holiday Almanac December 31: Happy New Year!

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Today's task in the Holiday Almanac isn't a task so much as a wish for an amazing 1960... or, in our case, a wish for an incredible 2016.

It also comes with a 'hope that our Holiday Almanac has helped make your holiday season happier and easier.'

Ahem, I think I can speak for all of us when I say that it may have made my holiday season more challenging and fun, but easier, it definitely did not.

So from The Recipe Box Project kitchen to you, happy new year and best wishes for an amazing 2016! I'll be taking a wee holiday at the beginning of January (all this December baking has my oven-- and my waistline-- in need of a break!), but I'll be back soon, and in the meantime, take a browse through the archives if you're in need of some good January meals... we EXCEL at wintry comfort food here at the Recipe Box Project!

the verdict:

2015 gets 5 spoons out of five from me, it was a pretty great year from start to finish.

Holiday Almanac December 30: Bambinos

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I don't know what a bambino is, and chances are you don't either, because when I did some sophisticated internet sleuthing (read: checked Wikipedia) there are not any listings for Bambinos related to food. So, in the words of Sophia Petrillo, PICTURE IT! A savoury shortcrust slathered with a thick layer of garlicky, spiced tomato sauce, then topped with tiny bits of fresh mozzarella and smoky diced chorizo, toasted under the broiler and served still bubbling-hot from the oven as tiny finger foods.

Yeah, that's the definition of party food when you live in a city where it gets properly cold outside. When the wind is blowing so hard that your windows shake in their frames and you can't get close to the windows because of the draughts coming in around the edges... when the sky is spitting down cold rain alternating with sleet and snow flurries... when it gets dark at 3:30pm and doesn't get light again until 9am, then you need warm and toasty party food, and these do the job just perfectly.

Make these to serve at your next dinner party (especially if it's happening in January) and your guests may never want to leave your house.

The verdict:

4 spoons out of five. They're delicious and easy, but the dough is a little temperamental if you let it get too warm and as soon as they cool, they're not too pretty to look at... but that's not too important since your guests will be gobbling them up before they can get too unsightly.

The recipe:

Bambinos

the directions:

Heat oven to 200C/400F, then cover a baking sheet in foil.
Mix flour and salt, then cut in shortening with two forks or knives.
Sprinkle with water then mix with a fork.
Round dough into a ball, then divide in half.
Roll each half very thin, then use a 2” round cutter or a small rectangle cutter to cut dough.
Place on baking sheet and prick each with a fork 3-4 times.
Bake 8-10 minutes until very lightly browned.
Let bambinos cool while you make the topping.
Lower oven temperature to 190C/375F.
Mix together tomato sauce, garlic salt, and oregano.
Meanwhile, dice mozzarella and chorizo into small cubes.
Spoon small amount of tomato sauce onto each bambino, then sprinkle with cheese and chorizo.
Immediately before serving, bake for 3-5 minutes to melt cheese and warm through, then serve hot.

the ingredients:

2 c sifted flour
1 tsp salt
2/3 c shortening
¼ c water
6 oz plain tomato sauce
1 tsp garlic powder
¼ tsp oregano
4 oz mozzarella
2 oz chorizo